Best Business Card Ever
One of the things that I miss the most about the television show Arrested Development is the character Dr. Tobias Fünke, played by David Cross. With this character's nevernude condition and painfully gay double entendre, there are a ton of running jokes. The best of which has to do with his groundbreaking work as a Psycho Analyst/Therapist and the inappropriate custom portmanteau he creates to describe his work.
God bless these people if they actually make a movie.