More Internet Time Wasters for the Barfly
You can find thousands of ways to amuse yourself on the internet. One of the more amusing time wasters that I've seen in a while is the site Texts From Last Night. This is a one stop clearinghouse of random, and sometimes witty, SMS messages between inebriated friends. There is also a thumbs up/down voting system, to make sure that the best messages make their way to the top.
A random sampling from the sea of texts:
(408): every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Ahh, to be young again...